Friday, August 31, 2007

Purchasing Sleep


Imagine if sleep could be bought. I am sure it's performance enhancing properties would place it on the prohibited list. I would think that a 10% performance increase for an extra hour or two would not be out of the question, something that no amount of dimpling of your jersey, knicks or rims is going to achieve. Therefore, it stands to reason that it should be banned, or at least regulated and handicapped for. All these young students who can pull off 9-10 hours per night should be forced to carry weights so that those of us with young children, sex lives, or even addictions to late night series on TV can have a chance to be competitive.


That said, I am off to bed for a well earned 7 hours, and boy am I happy to get it! It has been worse... much worse.

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